Lil' Robert

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Men and gentle ladies please pay attention
It is with pride and good intentions
That I introduce you to my own invention
Can you believe in something you cannot see?
Can you not see he's standing next to me?
Put your hands together for the invisible boy!
Seventeen years of absolute transparency
Being ignored became his legacy
You're staring at me but he's there with you
In the crowd
Give them a good scare lil' Robert
Make your daddy proud

For all the kids in school he's just an empty chair
Impossible to miss, why would they care
But little did they know, my lil' Robert was sitting there

But Robert wants to be seen in all his glory
When telling your sweet daughters his late night story
Now come on little girls make love to the wind
This sensual breeze is your classmate honey
I doubt your parents will find this funny
See, he's my creation, invention, my victim, my child
Where have you gone lil' Robert?
Don't Leave your papa behind


from Tabloid, released January 1, 2009
Words & music by Izzy Gaon



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Tabloid London, UK

Glam-Rock-Cabaret band Tabloid are finally releasing their self-titled debut album after two years of playing both electric and acoustic gigs in venues across London.

Tabloid are singer/songwriter/guitarist Izzy Gaon, producer/bassist/songwriter Mr. Snail, pianist Sonia Gurdjieff and drummer/percussionist Zillo Benetti
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